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[synanthrope]

All the noise.

But it's all right. Just don't touch anything, or break anything valuable, please.

I added the please to be particularly forthcoming about it.

Comments

[cold_dry_pieces]

Wouldn't it be better if they didn't break anything inexpensive, either?

[synanthrope]

I can replace inexpensive things.

[cold_dry_pieces]

You shouldn't have to. Inconsiderate guests aren't any fun.

[synanthrope]

There are ways to make it better.

[cold_dry_pieces]

There are ways to make nearly anything better.

[synanthrope]

I mean sex. What do you mean?

[cold_dry_pieces]

That's more or less what I assumed you had in mind.

[synanthrope]

That is an invitation, you know.

[cold_dry_pieces]

I know. I can type and walk at the same time.

[synanthrope]

Two things at once. I've had men who tried to seduce me that way.

But I trust you're not one of them.

[cold_dry_pieces]

I'm more than capable of focusing my attention.

But I can't imagine anyone successfully seducing you.

[synanthrope]

If depends on the definition of seduction.

[cold_dry_pieces]

For the moment, I'm defining it as a form of persuasion.

[synanthrope]

Then you would be right.