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[synanthrope]

All the noise.

But it's all right. Just don't touch anything, or break anything valuable, please.

I added the please to be particularly forthcoming about it.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

I only got seven bucks. Don't think that'll even do much for gas.

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[synanthrope]

What's you name?

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

Jason. Jason Stackhouse. What's yours?

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[synanthrope]

Saya Wallace.

[There's a pause and a laugh, and then she says in your accent, Jason]

It's a pleasure to meet you.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

[He's gotta blink at the phone thing for a second to process that one.]

Well, shit, it's nice to meet you, too. Saya. You from down south?

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[synanthrope]

[And back to her accent]

No. My sister Daisy is, though. She lives in Louisiana. She wrestles alligators.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

No shit! Where at in Louisiana? Close to Bon Temps? Don't think I ever heard nothin' about girl wrestlin' gators.

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[synanthrope]

Lafayette. She's uniquely suited to the job. Perhaps when you go back, you can go see her.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

I know a guy named Lafayette. It'd be fuckin' awesome if he was from Lafayette.

[Wait for the rest of it to catch up.]

Why's she suited for that kinda thing? You don't hear shit like that all that often.

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[synanthrope]

She likes lizards. Even the ones that live in water.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

That's probably the least girly thing I ever fuckin' heard.

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[synanthrope]

She also sleeps with women.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

[Now you have his attention.]

Really? She hot?

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[synanthrope]

[The video click on, and Saya's smiling, as usual]

She looks a little like me, only her hair is almost red, not black, and her eyes are green.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

[Jason isn't anticipating video so when he swims onto the screen, his camera is actually upside down. This is fixed, and now he is openly grinning.]

Well ain't that too bad for her, 'cause I like dark hair better'n red.

[Anyone who knows Jason Stackhouse will tell you he doesn't give a fuck what color a woman's hair is.]

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[synanthrope]

[She considers him for a second]

Take off your shirt.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

[You don't have to tell him - hey wait a minute.]

What for?

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[synanthrope]

I think you're attractive, but I'd like to see you shirtless before I decide.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

That mean I get the truck?

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[synanthrope]

I just meant I was considering asking you to have sex.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

Just like that?

[Okay it is really cold, but he will do anything to get laid, so the shirt is coming off. And he is still hoping for that truck.]

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[synanthrope]

I didn't know if had to be complicated.

[She looks him over]

All right.

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

It don't have to be complicated. It just usually don't come up just like that. But, hey, I'll be there, Sarah.

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[synanthrope]

[Pause]

You're not very smart, are you?

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[aintgotalick.livejournal.com]

I may not be the brightest, but that don't ever get in the way.