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All the noise.

But it's all right. Just don't touch anything, or break anything valuable, please.

I added the please to be particularly forthcoming about it.

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Jason. Jason Stackhouse. What's yours?

Saya Wallace.

[There's a pause and a laugh, and then she says in your accent, Jason]

It's a pleasure to meet you.

[He's gotta blink at the phone thing for a second to process that one.]

Well, shit, it's nice to meet you, too. Saya. You from down south?

[And back to her accent]

No. My sister Daisy is, though. She lives in Louisiana. She wrestles alligators.

No shit! Where at in Louisiana? Close to Bon Temps? Don't think I ever heard nothin' about girl wrestlin' gators.

Lafayette. She's uniquely suited to the job. Perhaps when you go back, you can go see her.

I know a guy named Lafayette. It'd be fuckin' awesome if he was from Lafayette.

[Wait for the rest of it to catch up.]

Why's she suited for that kinda thing? You don't hear shit like that all that often.

She likes lizards. Even the ones that live in water.

That's probably the least girly thing I ever fuckin' heard.

She also sleeps with women.

[Now you have his attention.]

Really? She hot?

[The video click on, and Saya's smiling, as usual]

She looks a little like me, only her hair is almost red, not black, and her eyes are green.

[Jason isn't anticipating video so when he swims onto the screen, his camera is actually upside down. This is fixed, and now he is openly grinning.]

Well ain't that too bad for her, 'cause I like dark hair better'n red.

[Anyone who knows Jason Stackhouse will tell you he doesn't give a fuck what color a woman's hair is.]

[She considers him for a second]

Take off your shirt.

[You don't have to tell him - hey wait a minute.]

What for?

I think you're attractive, but I'd like to see you shirtless before I decide.

That mean I get the truck?

I just meant I was considering asking you to have sex.

Just like that?

[Okay it is really cold, but he will do anything to get laid, so the shirt is coming off. And he is still hoping for that truck.]

I didn't know if had to be complicated.

[She looks him over]

All right.

It don't have to be complicated. It just usually don't come up just like that. But, hey, I'll be there, Sarah.

[Pause]

You're not very smart, are you?

I may not be the brightest, but that don't ever get in the way.

No, I suppose brains aren't necessary.

In that case I'll see you at this garage.

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